Road accident

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Pulis: Sino nakakita sa aksidente?

Street vendor: Ako sir, ako!

Pulis: Buti naman may witness. Nakita mo ba plate number?

Street vendor: Oho! Nagsisimula ho sa 4!

Pulis: Anong kasunod?

Street vendor: Registration!

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